1
If unicorns were real
I can’t imagine much would change
I might own one
Get high on the finely chopped fibers of fur
Collected from his grooming
And when girls ask me how I came to be so sweet
I’d tell them how I was ***** once by my unicorn
How some sorts of sticky sweetness haunt your soul forever
2
In the second grade
I swore I had dinosaurs living in my backyard
This is after I swore that I actually had a backyard
Never mind the hand-me-down t-shirts
So big I often exposed a boney shoulder
I had the strangest tan lines then
3
Under my bed was a cave
Where the boogeyman taught me
I should be more afraid of my father’s feet at the entrance
And less afraid of things I could not see
In the shifting dark I could have been anywhere
Anywhere was somewhere
My father’s claws could still not get me
4
For the longest time I thought my grandmother’s ghost
Haunted me
I’d often wake to the smell of her musty home
Mixed with her perfume
and the sweet scent of the soft earth she often tended
Until one day I didn’t notice her anymore
Ghosts are the parts of the people we miss
When our stupid brains are still learning how to deal with loss
I’d like to say that once I finally stopped missing her
She was free to leave earth for heaven
I don’t believe in heaven
5
If god were real
And I could live forever by his side
I would still break everything
From bones to hearts
Because I can’t live for tomorrow
I need to live for today
6
As a man
I still tell stories in order to get people to like me
So
When my unicorn finally dies
Or majestically sacrifices himself
For my sake
I will grind him down to glitter
And unicorn glue
(Which is very strong)
I’ll make a sign so big you can see it sparkle from space
*I was here ************
And this is how I will live forever
Apr 5, 2012
Apr 5, 2012 at 5:39 AM UTC
1
If unicorns were real
I can’t imagine much would change
I might own one
Get high on the finely chopped fibers of fur
Collected from his grooming
And when girls ask me how I came to be so sweet
I’d tell them how I was ***** once by my unicorn
How some sorts of sticky sweetness haunt your soul forever
2
In the second grade
I swore I had dinosaurs living in my backyard
This is after I swore that I actually had a backyard
Never mind the hand-me-down t-shirts
So big I often exposed a boney shoulder
I had the strangest tan lines then
3
Under my bed was a cave
Where the boogeyman taught me
I should be more afraid of my father’s feet at the entrance
And less afraid of things I could not see
In the shifting dark I could have been anywhere
Anywhere was somewhere
My father’s claws could still not get me
4
For the longest time I thought my grandmother’s ghost
Haunted me
I’d often wake to the smell of her musty home
Mixed with her perfume
and the sweet scent of the soft earth she often tended
Until one day I didn’t notice her anymore
Ghosts are the parts of the people we miss
When our stupid brains are still learning how to deal with loss
I’d like to say that once I finally stopped missing her
She was free to leave earth for heaven
I don’t believe in heaven
5
If god were real
And I could live forever by his side
I would still break everything
From bones to hearts
Because I can’t live for tomorrow
I need to live for today
6
As a man
I still tell stories in order to get people to like me
So
When my unicorn finally dies
Or majestically sacrifices himself
For my sake
I will grind him down to glitter
And unicorn glue
(Which is very strong)
I’ll make a sign so big you can see it sparkle from space
*I was here ************
And this is how I will live forever
First line donated by Karen Morrison.
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