The whole condo is full of Doritos.
It smells like a dentist's office, only
without any pretense of dentistry.
All assumptions aside, I plug my nose.
Crunching under my feet, the cheese meadows
spread the carpet's sprawl. Who'd live in this place?
I compose myself, set my briefcase
down, crunch through the living room. *Who knows?
This is ******* gross. Out of these condos
this one's the very worst.* A baby's cry
emanates through this urban pigsty.
I peer into a room and...baby toes? --
baby toes! -- peeking from mounds of crushed cheese!
Why do these crack heads keep having babies?
Jul 27, 2013
Jul 27, 2013 at 6:37 PM UTC
The whole condo is full of Doritos.
It smells like a dentist's office, only
without any pretense of dentistry.
All assumptions aside, I plug my nose.
Crunching under my feet, the cheese meadows
spread the carpet's sprawl. Who'd live in this place?
I compose myself, set my briefcase
down, crunch through the living room. *Who knows?
This is ******* gross. Out of these condos
this one's the very worst.* A baby's cry
emanates through this urban pigsty.
I peer into a room and...baby toes? --
baby toes! -- peeking from mounds of crushed cheese!
Why do these crack heads keep having babies?
