by Son of the Valley on April 7, 2022. © Frederika Bimal, All rights reserved.
Ever wonder what it would be like if Sleeping Beauty was a **** Bill Revenge fantasy featuring characters from childhood fairytales? No?
Well, here it is!
Amateur audio drama - Part 2 - 5:47 length.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfZIpOam-9Y
Red- Stupid lock... Always sticks.
The door opens, hitting a bell, making a distinct chime
A second chime is heard as the door opens again
Red- Sorry. I'm just in the back. We're not open for another 30 minutes. you can wait if you want but the ovens aren't even war.....
Sleepy locked eyes with an enemy she despised.
Red accurately knocked a tray of half-filled parfait off the counter into the way of the furious Sleepy as Red ran.
A quick flick of Sleepy's wrist a rip turned the cloak a whip and gripped Red's lower ankle at a sharp angle causing her legs to entangle and trip sending her careening towards a table.
A body crashes through a large table
Red- Listen we can't do this here.
Sleepy did not heed Red's sudden plea as a Pi-Chagi to the knee and a soccer kick to the spleen sent Red crashing away through a ***** bagel display.
Shattering glass
Red- Enough!
Red shouted with a sick grin as she grabbed a pair of rolling pins and began spiraling both between her hand, swiftly swinging nearer to Sleepy's glance.
Expert precision as sleepy reached for her blade from the sheath hidden, where the sword laid. But never fully revealing the blade, as Red attempted to evade Sleepys gaze.
Sliding the casing down never more than an inch Red's frustration grew and grew.
Red- You were never this good! But it doesn't matter because I'm better!
As the two entangled, strangled in the drama of the moment.
Red-I hate you!
Sleepy- I hate you too! I hate you times a thousand!
Red-I hate you times a million. I hate you times a million infinity
Sleepy-Anything times infinity is infinity...
Red- Nuh uh!
Sleepy- Yeah!
Red- Oh yeah!
Grandma stepped off the bus, and no one noticed it.
Grandma- What happened here?!
Quickly they hid their weapons from sight and stood nonchalantly, smiling polite.
Grandma- My baked goods! The displays are destroyed! For the love of God no one watered my azalais!
Red- You know what nana. You remember that huntsman? The one with the axe? He came here hungry this morning and when I told him we weren't open... he started actin' like a big fool. He threw a tantrum and left.
Grandma- Well we should call the sheriff!
Red- I already did. Go on in the back and get some tea. Try and relax while I clean this mess up.
The pair stood awkwardly in a stare of doom as Grandma slowly worked her way out of the room.
Silent... standing... unsure what to do.
Red- Do you want a cup of coffee?
Sleepy stared.
Red- I'm not going to poison it. It's just decaf
Sleepy- Sure.
Red- Still take it black, like you used to.
Sleepy- Don't act all familiar! We've got unfinished business and you know it.
Red- Listen, I know we did you ***** And I sure as heck know this fight ain't over. But as long as that little old lady is in that room. You'll have no trouble from me.
Sleepy nods and sits down.
Red- I'll ask you again, how do you like your COFFEE!
Glass shatters
As the coffee *** shatters besides Sleepy's head, Red slipped the Glock from inside a loaf of bread.
Stopped dead in her tracks by several clicks, and a few more clacks, of cleavened glass and cups sliding off their rack.
The silent blade slipped through the counter, looking for Red.
Oh and it found her.
Red dropped to the floor with a whine while sleepy wiped the blade clean on the loaf Red supplied.
Someone in the corner? Perhaps danger?!
Grandma- What have you done to my beautiful Granddaughter.
Sleepy- I know you may not want to hear it. But that brat deserved it. One day you might want to come find me to finish this. On that day I'll be waiting.
Grandma- I swear, day and night I will train my body to become the ultimate killing machine to exact horrific and painful vengeance upon you when you least expect it. Lay awake. Be afraid to blink. For my wrath will be swift and hhhuuummh...
Before Grannies revenge would even begin to start, the excitement was too much for her little old heart.
Sleepy eyed the establishment and sparked a near candle.
Vengeance on the mind of the vivacious, vicious vandal.
A spark ignited grease as the yeast burst into flames.
Sleepy darted under the doors arch and continued on her way.
Never turning back to gaze at the inferno blaze, a far greater fire burned in her heart. Her mission not finished that day.
Although a smile crept from beneath the depth's where it had once been hidden for quite some time and a tear, quite queer, ran down her cheek as a memory flashed in her mind.
Wedding bells ring and an excited audience murmur
Archduke- Prince Charming. Do you take (redacted) to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Prince Charming- I do.
Arch Duke- And do you (redacted), take Prince Charming as your lawfully wedded husband?
Sleepy- I....
Red- Oh, I'm sorry. Is this a bad time?
Multiple guns are loaded and fired into the crowd as they scream in terror
End of part - 2
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May 30, 2026 at 8:42 PM UTC
by Son of the Valley on April 7, 2022. © Frederika Bimal, All rights reserved.
Ever wonder what it would be like if Sleeping Beauty was a **** Bill Revenge fantasy featuring characters from childhood fairytales? No?
Well, here it is!
Amateur audio drama - Part 2 - 5:47 length.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfZIpOam-9Y
Red- Stupid lock... Always sticks.
The door opens, hitting a bell, making a distinct chime
A second chime is heard as the door opens again
Red- Sorry. I'm just in the back. We're not open for another 30 minutes. you can wait if you want but the ovens aren't even war.....
Sleepy locked eyes with an enemy she despised.
Red accurately knocked a tray of half-filled parfait off the counter into the way of the furious Sleepy as Red ran.
A quick flick of Sleepy's wrist a rip turned the cloak a whip and gripped Red's lower ankle at a sharp angle causing her legs to entangle and trip sending her careening towards a table.
A body crashes through a large table
Red- Listen we can't do this here.
Sleepy did not heed Red's sudden plea as a Pi-Chagi to the knee and a soccer kick to the spleen sent Red crashing away through a ***** bagel display.
Shattering glass
Red- Enough!
Red shouted with a sick grin as she grabbed a pair of rolling pins and began spiraling both between her hand, swiftly swinging nearer to Sleepy's glance.
Expert precision as sleepy reached for her blade from the sheath hidden, where the sword laid. But never fully revealing the blade, as Red attempted to evade Sleepys gaze.
Sliding the casing down never more than an inch Red's frustration grew and grew.
Red- You were never this good! But it doesn't matter because I'm better!
As the two entangled, strangled in the drama of the moment.
Red-I hate you!
Sleepy- I hate you too! I hate you times a thousand!
Red-I hate you times a million. I hate you times a million infinity
Sleepy-Anything times infinity is infinity...
Red- Nuh uh!
Sleepy- Yeah!
Red- Oh yeah!
Grandma stepped off the bus, and no one noticed it.
Grandma- What happened here?!
Quickly they hid their weapons from sight and stood nonchalantly, smiling polite.
Grandma- My baked goods! The displays are destroyed! For the love of God no one watered my azalais!
Red- You know what nana. You remember that huntsman? The one with the axe? He came here hungry this morning and when I told him we weren't open... he started actin' like a big fool. He threw a tantrum and left.
Grandma- Well we should call the sheriff!
Red- I already did. Go on in the back and get some tea. Try and relax while I clean this mess up.
The pair stood awkwardly in a stare of doom as Grandma slowly worked her way out of the room.
Silent... standing... unsure what to do.
Red- Do you want a cup of coffee?
Sleepy stared.
Red- I'm not going to poison it. It's just decaf
Sleepy- Sure.
Red- Still take it black, like you used to.
Sleepy- Don't act all familiar! We've got unfinished business and you know it.
Red- Listen, I know we did you ***** And I sure as heck know this fight ain't over. But as long as that little old lady is in that room. You'll have no trouble from me.
Sleepy nods and sits down.
Red- I'll ask you again, how do you like your COFFEE!
Glass shatters
As the coffee *** shatters besides Sleepy's head, Red slipped the Glock from inside a loaf of bread.
Stopped dead in her tracks by several clicks, and a few more clacks, of cleavened glass and cups sliding off their rack.
The silent blade slipped through the counter, looking for Red.
Oh and it found her.
Red dropped to the floor with a whine while sleepy wiped the blade clean on the loaf Red supplied.
Someone in the corner? Perhaps danger?!
Grandma- What have you done to my beautiful Granddaughter.
Sleepy- I know you may not want to hear it. But that brat deserved it. One day you might want to come find me to finish this. On that day I'll be waiting.
Grandma- I swear, day and night I will train my body to become the ultimate killing machine to exact horrific and painful vengeance upon you when you least expect it. Lay awake. Be afraid to blink. For my wrath will be swift and hhhuuummh...
Before Grannies revenge would even begin to start, the excitement was too much for her little old heart.
Sleepy eyed the establishment and sparked a near candle.
Vengeance on the mind of the vivacious, vicious vandal.
A spark ignited grease as the yeast burst into flames.
Sleepy darted under the doors arch and continued on her way.
Never turning back to gaze at the inferno blaze, a far greater fire burned in her heart. Her mission not finished that day.
Although a smile crept from beneath the depth's where it had once been hidden for quite some time and a tear, quite queer, ran down her cheek as a memory flashed in her mind.
Wedding bells ring and an excited audience murmur
Archduke- Prince Charming. Do you take (redacted) to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Prince Charming- I do.
Arch Duke- And do you (redacted), take Prince Charming as your lawfully wedded husband?
Sleepy- I....
Red- Oh, I'm sorry. Is this a bad time?
Multiple guns are loaded and fired into the crowd as they scream in terror
End of part - 2
Amateur audio drama - Part 2 - 5:47 length.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfZIpOam-9Y
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