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You remember the story of Grandma got runover by Santa’s Reindeers If you don’t know, let me fill you in Grandma was walking down the street, and as the reindeers were flying and coming down for a landing, Grandma got run over by the Reindeers But Grandma wasn’t fully alert before the incident At that time, Grandma had Egg Nog with her added blend of joy On Boy She drank according to Grandma’s account in needing warmth from the Wintery winds during the Joyous Holiday Season That was then This is now Grandma is all well now and Sober But not necessarily in that order Grandma visited a Lawyer in getting a case to sue Santa’s Reindeers Now I don’t know if that will damper Santa’s preserver Nonetheless, the Legal Papers have been served Grandma wants Santa and his Reindeers to get what they deserve But Grandma should have been sober Santa offered Grandma his apology But Grandma was thinking Mythology No Court Date has been set What impact will be the effect? Does Grandma even have a case, and will it hold up in Court? How will Santa respond? We will have to wait and see Patience is the only key
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Nov 26, 2021
Nov 26, 2021 at 11:08 AM UTC
NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH. NEWS FLASH GRANDMA SUES SANTA’S REINDEERS
You remember the story of Grandma got runover by Santa’s Reindeers If you don’t know, let me fill you in Grandma was walking down the street, and as the reindeers were flying and coming down for a landing, Grandma got run over by the Reindeers But Grandma wasn’t fully alert before the incident At that time, Grandma had Egg Nog with her added blend of joy On Boy She drank according to Grandma’s account in needing warmth from the Wintery winds during the Joyous Holiday Season That was then This is now Grandma is all well now and Sober But not necessarily in that order Grandma visited a Lawyer in getting a case to sue Santa’s Reindeers Now I don’t know if that will damper Santa’s preserver Nonetheless, the Legal Papers have been served Grandma wants Santa and his Reindeers to get what they deserve But Grandma should have been sober Santa offered Grandma his apology But Grandma was thinking Mythology No Court Date has been set What impact will be the effect? Does Grandma even have a case, and will it hold up in Court? How will Santa respond? We will have to wait and see Patience is the only key
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Nov 26, 2021
Nov 26, 2021 at 11:08 AM UTC
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