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NO. NO SUGAR THANK YOU. Took the telegram from the telegram boy. He looked like an angel. "STOP!"( stop )it said. It was from Death. "Ahhhhh man..!" I said. "I haven't got time to die!" I sent a telegram back quick as a flash., " NO STOP!"(stop). I deleted Death from my facebook friends. Death sulked. Hotfooted it to God.. "Tell himmmm!" Death boo hoo hoo'd. God called me up. But I ooops dropped my mobile down the loo. Flushed it away. I hid my soul behind an ormolu clock that  hadn't told the right time for a long time now. I stuck it to the back with well masticated chewing gum. Wrigleys. The Devil I knew invited me to tea. "Is it hot in here or . . .is it me" My life struggled like a fly stuck on flypaper. "Shall I be mother?" "One lump or two" the Devil inquired politely. "No.  No sugar thank you!"
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Nov 29, 2018
Nov 29, 2018 at 7:29 PM UTC
NO. NO SUGAR THANK YOU.
NO. NO SUGAR THANK YOU. Took the telegram from the telegram boy. He looked like an angel. "STOP!"( stop )it said. It was from Death. "Ahhhhh man..!" I said. "I haven't got time to die!" I sent a telegram back quick as a flash., " NO STOP!"(stop). I deleted Death from my facebook friends. Death sulked. Hotfooted it to God.. "Tell himmmm!" Death boo hoo hoo'd. God called me up. But I ooops dropped my mobile down the loo. Flushed it away. I hid my soul behind an ormolu clock that  hadn't told the right time for a long time now. I stuck it to the back with well masticated chewing gum. Wrigleys. The Devil I knew invited me to tea. "Is it hot in here or . . .is it me" My life struggled like a fly stuck on flypaper. "Shall I be mother?" "One lump or two" the Devil inquired politely. "No.  No sugar thank you!"
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Nov 29, 2018
Nov 29, 2018 at 7:29 PM UTC
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