One apparently normal day
Mr Guy Fawkes sat on his stool
Eating his curds and whey
When into his head popped an idea
Perhaps through his good right ear?
It said
As follows
Blow up that big pompous, stupid building full of big pompous stupid people!
And he said
..Okay!
So he thought up a plan
A pretty clever one at that!
A gunpowder plot
With lots of TNT!
Hehe!
But some complete d*ck
Done dobbed him in!
And for that he was hanged, or somethin'
And now we MUSTN'T forget what Mr Guy Gunpowder did,
In case those normal thoughts creep in.
Nov 19, 2025
Nov 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM UTC
One apparently normal day
Mr Guy Fawkes sat on his stool
Eating his curds and whey
When into his head popped an idea
Perhaps through his good right ear?
It said
As follows
Blow up that big pompous, stupid building full of big pompous stupid people!
And he said
..Okay!
So he thought up a plan
A pretty clever one at that!
A gunpowder plot
With lots of TNT!
Hehe!
But some complete d*ck
Done dobbed him in!
And for that he was hanged, or somethin'
And now we MUSTN'T forget what Mr Guy Gunpowder did,
In case those normal thoughts creep in.