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Hark! -      mine hopes had loftily soared      at your comely visage, young      handmaiden, carrying the promise      of much chivalry and banter upon      eagles' wings of fortuity! What goodness the Lord hath seen fit to imbue on thy outer trappings most surely were indeed false, wherefore thee proved thyself a most unworthy jouster of conversation. Dost thee not ken that real world in which we live, rendering thy speech thus? But alas...thou dost not. Lo! -      that only i could have understood      what the **** you were saying...
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Dec 17, 2013
Dec 17, 2013 at 12:14 AM UTC
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Hark! -      mine hopes had loftily soared      at your comely visage, young      handmaiden, carrying the promise      of much chivalry and banter upon      eagles' wings of fortuity! What goodness the Lord hath seen fit to imbue on thy outer trappings most surely were indeed false, wherefore thee proved thyself a most unworthy jouster of conversation. Dost thee not ken that real world in which we live, rendering thy speech thus? But alas...thou dost not. Lo! -      that only i could have understood      what the **** you were saying...
deflated.... does anybody else ever have those times when you are just speechless at the level of stupidity we are surrounded with?
derek-yohn
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Dec 17, 2013
Dec 17, 2013 at 12:14 AM UTC
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