To write a brilliant poem:
Use a concoction of ridiculous words.
Non-sensical message conveyed.
Show off your manipulation to language.
Stop. And pause. And start again,
your repeated point no longer in tandem.
Then for some unknown reason ignore all logical structure and ask a question?
Darken your mood.
Randomly: use colons.
Where do; you use; semi-colons¿
Only poets admire your work.
The rests are ignorant gits,
who cannot see how your use of a thesaurus can bring upon untold bliss.
Reflect. Unreflect.
One or two words don’t quite make sense.
Finally summarise, your all-knowing point takes flight
Filled with silent anger; you’ve written utter sh**e.
May 16, 2014
May 16, 2014 at 1:53 PM UTC
To write a brilliant poem:
Use a concoction of ridiculous words.
Non-sensical message conveyed.
Show off your manipulation to language.
Stop. And pause. And start again,
your repeated point no longer in tandem.
Then for some unknown reason ignore all logical structure and ask a question?
Darken your mood.
Randomly: use colons.
Where do; you use; semi-colons¿
Only poets admire your work.
The rests are ignorant gits,
who cannot see how your use of a thesaurus can bring upon untold bliss.
Reflect. Unreflect.
One or two words don’t quite make sense.
Finally summarise, your all-knowing point takes flight
Filled with silent anger; you’ve written utter sh**e.
