*Enchiridion.
A manual, if you will, on
How to Break a Heart.*
#1 - Forget
Forget the person
you are speaking to
has a history and a soul.
Forget they might
go home alone
and drink tonight.
Forget they may
have a dying mother
or sister
or friend.
Forget they may
be dying a little
themselves.
Forget they may
have tried to die
already once before.
Forget they may
look into your eyes
and see their only hope.
Do not project - that is most detrimental.
Forget the parts
of them that remind you
of you.
This is key.
2) Lie
Lie about your dreams.
Enhance nobility.
Emphasize similarity.
Lie about your interests.
Fake your level of enthuse.
Make lukewarm likes
into fiery hot loves.
Lie about your heart.
If it's been broken, don't say.
If it's cold and hard, omit.
Lie about the person.
Make yourself sound
much more certain
than you actually are.
Lie to yourself.
Make yourself believe
every single lie.
Now pay close attention.
3) Awaken
Awaken to the reality
of what you have done,
that you have gone too far.
Awaken to the next morning
lying against the heartbreak-ee.
Or even many
many mornings later.
Later is even better here.
Awaken to the moment
you realize they love you
and think you do, too.
Awaken to their tearful
confessions and soul-baring
embraces.
Awaken to your own lie
and fear that you
have been caught.
Please listen carefully. You are near success.
4) Disappear
Disappear as quickly as
a dawn vapor
or a cigarette plume.
Disappear without a word.
Run as fast as you can.
Say nothing.
No answer is even better here.
Disappear
when things are at their best
and they will ache
and strings left undone
will drive them crazy.
Disappear and let them
believe it was their doing,
their deficiency.
And, finally...
5) Repeat.
*Congratulations.
You have successfully learned
How to Break a Heart.*
May 20, 2013
May 20, 2013 at 6:58 PM UTC
*Enchiridion.
A manual, if you will, on
How to Break a Heart.*
#1 - Forget
Forget the person
you are speaking to
has a history and a soul.
Forget they might
go home alone
and drink tonight.
Forget they may
have a dying mother
or sister
or friend.
Forget they may
be dying a little
themselves.
Forget they may
have tried to die
already once before.
Forget they may
look into your eyes
and see their only hope.
Do not project - that is most detrimental.
Forget the parts
of them that remind you
of you.
This is key.
2) Lie
Lie about your dreams.
Enhance nobility.
Emphasize similarity.
Lie about your interests.
Fake your level of enthuse.
Make lukewarm likes
into fiery hot loves.
Lie about your heart.
If it's been broken, don't say.
If it's cold and hard, omit.
Lie about the person.
Make yourself sound
much more certain
than you actually are.
Lie to yourself.
Make yourself believe
every single lie.
Now pay close attention.
3) Awaken
Awaken to the reality
of what you have done,
that you have gone too far.
Awaken to the next morning
lying against the heartbreak-ee.
Or even many
many mornings later.
Later is even better here.
Awaken to the moment
you realize they love you
and think you do, too.
Awaken to their tearful
confessions and soul-baring
embraces.
Awaken to your own lie
and fear that you
have been caught.
Please listen carefully. You are near success.
4) Disappear
Disappear as quickly as
a dawn vapor
or a cigarette plume.
Disappear without a word.
Run as fast as you can.
Say nothing.
No answer is even better here.
Disappear
when things are at their best
and they will ache
and strings left undone
will drive them crazy.
Disappear and let them
believe it was their doing,
their deficiency.
And, finally...
5) Repeat.
*Congratulations.
You have successfully learned
How to Break a Heart.*