I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life:
all the pictures you see of me weren't goofy moments
with friends and family whose cameras sympathize.
I'm not one for portraits or photographs.
And I don't do well with a candid capture
of the face I see every morning.
Each angle is meticulously planned and preordained.
Every gesture, the charming smirk you see in my smile,
is scrupulously rehearsed like a Broadway show.
Because lord help this man, if I let them see what I am,
there ain't a body who'd love someone like that.
Jul 14, 2013
Jul 14, 2013 at 4:47 AM UTC
I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life:
all the pictures you see of me weren't goofy moments
with friends and family whose cameras sympathize.
I'm not one for portraits or photographs.
And I don't do well with a candid capture
of the face I see every morning.
Each angle is meticulously planned and preordained.
Every gesture, the charming smirk you see in my smile,
is scrupulously rehearsed like a Broadway show.
Because lord help this man, if I let them see what I am,
there ain't a body who'd love someone like that.
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