Cletus got started early this morning...
Out next to the barn, drinkin corn squeezins, gettin all kinds of f****d up.
His wife, Marva, was hollerin from the porch!
So he staggered to his feet, tucked a chicken under his arm,, that he'd been talkin to, and wobbled his way to the house.
When he got there, Marva said
"Cletus you idiot, you been drinkin again?"
Cletus responded with a sputtering of one sentence
"This... Is the pig... That I been f****n"
Marva, said "Cletus, you ******* that's a chicken"
And Cletus said,
"I was talkin... Ta the chicken"
9h ago
Jun 5, 2026 at 10:09 AM UTC
Cletus got started early this morning...
Out next to the barn, drinkin corn squeezins, gettin all kinds of f****d up.
His wife, Marva, was hollerin from the porch!
So he staggered to his feet, tucked a chicken under his arm,, that he'd been talkin to, and wobbled his way to the house.
When he got there, Marva said
"Cletus you idiot, you been drinkin again?"
Cletus responded with a sputtering of one sentence
"This... Is the pig... That I been f****n"
Marva, said "Cletus, you ******* that's a chicken"
And Cletus said,
"I was talkin... Ta the chicken"
No offense to the ladies out there!... Cletus is an a****** though. You can put your hand over his mouth but he'll just take a bite.. he still has two teef ya know!
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