The Report states Stacy has been
stealing staples again
stapling her school work
at work.
Again.
We know she writes poetry at her desk.
We haven't caught her yet
but she has that look in her eyes
like she's happy to be at work.
Investigation ongoing.
Last week she she slipped paper
with Beatles lyrics into the copier
so every time we print one of these
Reports, All You Need is Love
is in the background.
We think she is a millennial. Promotion not recommended.
Jun 6, 2018
Jun 6, 2018 at 2:09 PM UTC
The Report states Stacy has been
stealing staples again
stapling her school work
at work.
Again.
We know she writes poetry at her desk.
We haven't caught her yet
but she has that look in her eyes
like she's happy to be at work.
Investigation ongoing.
Last week she she slipped paper
with Beatles lyrics into the copier
so every time we print one of these
Reports, All You Need is Love
is in the background.
We think she is a millennial. Promotion not recommended.
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