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I’ve been mired in an existential crisis for so long now, I don’t trust jelly. It just doesn’t look right. Bear with me here. (Barry the bubbly brown bear. See what I did there?) What if, jelly disproves the life is a computer simulation theory? Why would a sentient machine running a computer program to simulate life write jelly into the programming? It wouldn’t, right? So now that I’ve nixed that theory for y’all. What else ya got?
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Jan 29, 2023
Jan 29, 2023 at 3:09 PM UTC
I’m not on meds personally but my albino Lebanese neighbor’s son is whack for crack.
I’ve been mired in an existential crisis for so long now, I don’t trust jelly. It just doesn’t look right. Bear with me here. (Barry the bubbly brown bear. See what I did there?) What if, jelly disproves the life is a computer simulation theory? Why would a sentient machine running a computer program to simulate life write jelly into the programming? It wouldn’t, right? So now that I’ve nixed that theory for y’all. What else ya got?
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Jan 29, 2023
Jan 29, 2023 at 3:09 PM UTC
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