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.                                 1. You                             only get laid                           once.  2.  You o                          nly  get  hard on                        ce.  3. You only get                        eaten once. 4. The                         only one who sits                          on your face is                             your mother.
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Jul 8, 2015
Jul 8, 2015 at 3:36 PM UTC
The 4 Worst Things about being an Egg
.                                 1. You                             only get laid                           once.  2.  You o                          nly  get  hard on                        ce.  3. You only get                        eaten once. 4. The                         only one who sits                          on your face is                             your mother.
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Jul 8, 2015
Jul 8, 2015 at 3:36 PM UTC
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