One thing that get's me all venty
Is bad talk of jolly 'T' 20.
It's much better by half
So much more of a laugh
Because 50 is far more than plenty.
England play Pakistan later.
I think that our players are greater.
But Gul bowls great yorkers,
And other rip-snoters,
And the ball, oh Afridi, he ate her!
For England the openers are wrong
Neither will give it a biff or a ****
We need someone tough
And aggressive enough
To win it for us when on song.
Our bowling is coming on nicely
The spinners are landing it precisely
But the quicks can get hit
When missing length by a bit
Shouldn't do it like that more than twicely
Will we win it today, well who knows?
By then I'll stop blowing my nose.
I'm now on my knees,
So a close contest please.
I cannot wait to see how it goes.
Feb 19, 2010
Feb 19, 2010 at 1:38 AM UTC
One thing that get's me all venty
Is bad talk of jolly 'T' 20.
It's much better by half
So much more of a laugh
Because 50 is far more than plenty.
England play Pakistan later.
I think that our players are greater.
But Gul bowls great yorkers,
And other rip-snoters,
And the ball, oh Afridi, he ate her!
For England the openers are wrong
Neither will give it a biff or a ****
We need someone tough
And aggressive enough
To win it for us when on song.
Our bowling is coming on nicely
The spinners are landing it precisely
But the quicks can get hit
When missing length by a bit
Shouldn't do it like that more than twicely
Will we win it today, well who knows?
By then I'll stop blowing my nose.
I'm now on my knees,
So a close contest please.
I cannot wait to see how it goes.
...........
I'm excited about this match - a T20 vs Pakistan in Dubai, 19th Feb, 2010. I really hope England are brave enough to bat with fury.
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