National Power Ranger day
I can't make this crap up
National Rainbow Bridge day
Please drown me in the tub
National Bow Tie day
Tie me up in knots
National Cherry Turnover day
A belly ache, I've got
I want a day for *****
and perhaps one for Farts
another one for *****
maybe a good start
Let's celebrate stupidity
a month or just a week
where government acts normal
our politicians at
their peak
Aug 28, 2018
Aug 28, 2018 at 9:38 PM UTC
National Power Ranger day
I can't make this crap up
National Rainbow Bridge day
Please drown me in the tub
National Bow Tie day
Tie me up in knots
National Cherry Turnover day
A belly ache, I've got
I want a day for *****
and perhaps one for Farts
another one for *****
maybe a good start
Let's celebrate stupidity
a month or just a week
where government acts normal
our politicians at
their peak
Honest to god, I can't make this crap up
:D
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/2018/08/27/august-28-2018-national-power-rangers-day-rainbow-bridge-remembrance-day-national-bow-tie-day-national-cherry-turnover-day/
Not like there needs to be legislation about important things like housing, or taxes, or anything even close to the higher relevance of National Cherry Turnover day D:
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