It wasn't funny,
I'd used every spare sock.
Every newspaper that had past my letter box..
I couldn't use my ******* magazine
as the pages had mysteriously
stuck together??
So I walked like a crab
into my back garden..
My hose pipe connected,
I know how Sylvester Stallone felt
In demolition man,
three sea shells..
F##k this S##t,
but no morality machine
for spare sheets....
F#########ck....
Ok lets get the water pressure just right,
I turn it on and my ***** swing like a pendulum.
dam that made my eyes water..
This time I put it in the right place,
a unique sensation,
but just as I was clean,
my back porch light turned on..
All I heard was,
"Frank don't worry its cold,
As he laughed out loud.
I walked back in my ***** sore,
but **** fresh clean,
even though embarrassed..
Apr 5, 2020
Apr 5, 2020 at 6:09 PM UTC
It wasn't funny,
I'd used every spare sock.
Every newspaper that had past my letter box..
I couldn't use my ******* magazine
as the pages had mysteriously
stuck together??
So I walked like a crab
into my back garden..
My hose pipe connected,
I know how Sylvester Stallone felt
In demolition man,
three sea shells..
F##k this S##t,
but no morality machine
for spare sheets....
F#########ck....
Ok lets get the water pressure just right,
I turn it on and my ***** swing like a pendulum.
dam that made my eyes water..
This time I put it in the right place,
a unique sensation,
but just as I was clean,
my back porch light turned on..
All I heard was,
"Frank don't worry its cold,
As he laughed out loud.
I walked back in my ***** sore,
but **** fresh clean,
even though embarrassed..
