I don't want to sound pretentious,
I don't want to be a bore.
But my car is a Lamborghini
And yours is just a Ford
My home is my castle,
Seven bedrooms to explore.
I have a maid in the scullery,
And marble on the floor.
I dress in top designer chic,
My jewellery's in the vault,
I have a gun beneath my pillow,
It's really not my fault.
There's floodlights in the garden
And security alarm fired up,
I see a psychologist weekly
To ensure my brains not stuck
I want to build a pyramid,
So when my time has come,
I can take the whole lot with me
So I won't be worrisome!
Apr 11, 2014
Apr 11, 2014 at 3:24 PM UTC
I don't want to sound pretentious,
I don't want to be a bore.
But my car is a Lamborghini
And yours is just a Ford
My home is my castle,
Seven bedrooms to explore.
I have a maid in the scullery,
And marble on the floor.
I dress in top designer chic,
My jewellery's in the vault,
I have a gun beneath my pillow,
It's really not my fault.
There's floodlights in the garden
And security alarm fired up,
I see a psychologist weekly
To ensure my brains not stuck
I want to build a pyramid,
So when my time has come,
I can take the whole lot with me
So I won't be worrisome!
