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Utilitarian Love Poem You are aesthetically pleasing, the reason for which I first noticed in you. And later I found your personality equally pleasing. I also noted your chest to waist ratio is suitable for birthing. Therefore, I think you should live in my house.
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Apr 23, 2015
Apr 23, 2015 at 7:01 PM UTC
Alisha Nolan
Utilitarian Love Poem You are aesthetically pleasing, the reason for which I first noticed in you. And later I found your personality equally pleasing. I also noted your chest to waist ratio is suitable for birthing. Therefore, I think you should live in my house.
Probably the least romantic, but biologically accurate, love poem ever written!
mike-essig
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Apr 23, 2015
Apr 23, 2015 at 7:01 PM UTC
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