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ATYPICAL GAY GUY I am an atypical gay guy I don’t match any mold. I am not young any more But not in any way old. Too fem to be a he-man Too butch to be a queen. I am neither fish nor fowl Always Mr. In-Between. I do love my show tunes And of course Miss Babs And I do put a bit of product In my hair, just a few dabs. I don’t haunt the health clubs Flexing on the big machines Trying to bring to vapors Our local workout queens. I do like to cook a little bit But, my house is usually a mess. I don’t like angora sweaters And would never wear a dress. You couldn’t really peg me By the way I usually walk. I don’t lisp or squeal, so It’s a manly way I talk. I do cruise quite normally When hot guys walk by me. But, I try my best to do so Undetected, and slyly. My taste in men does not Run to muscled guys. When I see someone pass I first look at his eyes. It’s hard to get me into bed, I am really rather choosy. I don’t do promiscuity, Not a backdoor loosey-goosey. So don’t go giving birthday gifts Of dildoes and leather goods. You won’t find me in costumes Like rubber and leather hoods. I am an atypical gay guy I don’t match any mold. I am not young any more But not in any way old. Too fem to be a he-man Too butch to be a queen. I am neither fish nor fowl Always Mr. In-Between. Brent Kincaid 1/27/2015
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Feb 3, 2015
Feb 3, 2015 at 11:07 PM UTC
ATYPICAL GAY GUY
ATYPICAL GAY GUY I am an atypical gay guy I don’t match any mold. I am not young any more But not in any way old. Too fem to be a he-man Too butch to be a queen. I am neither fish nor fowl Always Mr. In-Between. I do love my show tunes And of course Miss Babs And I do put a bit of product In my hair, just a few dabs. I don’t haunt the health clubs Flexing on the big machines Trying to bring to vapors Our local workout queens. I do like to cook a little bit But, my house is usually a mess. I don’t like angora sweaters And would never wear a dress. You couldn’t really peg me By the way I usually walk. I don’t lisp or squeal, so It’s a manly way I talk. I do cruise quite normally When hot guys walk by me. But, I try my best to do so Undetected, and slyly. My taste in men does not Run to muscled guys. When I see someone pass I first look at his eyes. It’s hard to get me into bed, I am really rather choosy. I don’t do promiscuity, Not a backdoor loosey-goosey. So don’t go giving birthday gifts Of dildoes and leather goods. You won’t find me in costumes Like rubber and leather hoods. I am an atypical gay guy I don’t match any mold. I am not young any more But not in any way old. Too fem to be a he-man Too butch to be a queen. I am neither fish nor fowl Always Mr. In-Between. Brent Kincaid 1/27/2015
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Feb 3, 2015
Feb 3, 2015 at 11:07 PM UTC
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