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Girl conditioner         Lovingly stroked through whiskers ***** Flatbeard smiles Hot and flat iron          Please hipster gods be so kind Beard becomes calm sea Personal grooming          Turned to Japanese garden Terraced beard landscape Rogaine investment           Thick beard glued into donkey Looks like a ******* Caveman gone ape ****             Preferring the barber shop To hot biker chicks Poor ***** Flatbeard             No one thinks you very cool Eskimo status Rustling leaves fall             No, just ****** beard in the wind Peed some while laughing No love for hip beards            ***** Flatbeard needs to die Slow, painful, mean death
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Jan 20, 2016
Jan 20, 2016 at 4:44 PM UTC
***** Flatbeard (haiku series)
Girl conditioner         Lovingly stroked through whiskers ***** Flatbeard smiles Hot and flat iron          Please hipster gods be so kind Beard becomes calm sea Personal grooming          Turned to Japanese garden Terraced beard landscape Rogaine investment           Thick beard glued into donkey Looks like a ******* Caveman gone ape ****             Preferring the barber shop To hot biker chicks Poor ***** Flatbeard             No one thinks you very cool Eskimo status Rustling leaves fall             No, just ****** beard in the wind Peed some while laughing No love for hip beards            ***** Flatbeard needs to die Slow, painful, mean death
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Jan 20, 2016
Jan 20, 2016 at 4:44 PM UTC
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