there's so much I could do if I drank myself blind;
I'd meet new people
& fall down new stairs;
I'd pass out in places I've never been;
I'd wake up in stranger places; maybe
under a bridge or in a strange
woman's bed in Brooklyn; maybe in
her mother's bed;
if I drank so much I became incoherent
I could claim to be profound & haughty (everybody loves drunken poets) : . . .
like, u wouldn't understand;
drunk & stupid is a good look I think;
I said to my buddies, let's go pick up ugly girls;
they were incredulous, but I told them
the pretty girls are always out w/ ugly girls; & if u hit on the ugly one the pretty one
will get jealous & try to cut in on her friend's action - tad-a!
Jun 9, 2018
Jun 9, 2018 at 7:32 AM UTC
there's so much I could do if I drank myself blind;
I'd meet new people
& fall down new stairs;
I'd pass out in places I've never been;
I'd wake up in stranger places; maybe
under a bridge or in a strange
woman's bed in Brooklyn; maybe in
her mother's bed;
if I drank so much I became incoherent
I could claim to be profound & haughty (everybody loves drunken poets) : . . .
like, u wouldn't understand;
drunk & stupid is a good look I think;
I said to my buddies, let's go pick up ugly girls;
they were incredulous, but I told them
the pretty girls are always out w/ ugly girls; & if u hit on the ugly one the pretty one
will get jealous & try to cut in on her friend's action - tad-a!
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