Behold the Square King
From the Kingdom of Ninety Degrees
You’ll find right angles on everything
And perfect symmetry is there to please
Here, the rule is the straight line,
The fastest way from a point to another
Curving is a heinous crime
Make a round turn and you’re over
Come to this righteous land,
So rectangular and fair
Hail, King Square!
May 10, 2025
May 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM UTC
Behold the Square King
From the Kingdom of Ninety Degrees
You’ll find right angles on everything
And perfect symmetry is there to please
Here, the rule is the straight line,
The fastest way from a point to another
Curving is a heinous crime
Make a round turn and you’re over
Come to this righteous land,
So rectangular and fair
Hail, King Square!
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