Something’s wrong with my poor Mac
It’s acting very strange
It may have had a heart attack
Or else become deranged.
It doesn’t do the things I say
Or function like it should
It wants to go a different way
And that is never good.
I try to save what I just wrote
I press the proper key
But when I try to find the note
It’s nowhere I can see.
The spell check has been smoking crack
It now speaks only Greek
I click it and it answers back
With words I did not seek.
So many things have run amok
I think I need a nurse
To find a cure with any luck
Before things get much worse.
So I’ll unplug it’s life support
And take it to repair
And hope I get a good report
And not news of despair.
I do not want another one
I just want this one fixed
I do not know which way to run
My feelings are so mixed.
If they cannot mend this thing
I know I will be sad
This Mac is not a Diamond ring
But yet it’s not so bad.
At least I know it’s ins and outs
And how to work around them
I just can’t stand it when it pouts
And threatens me with mayhem.
So I must take myself off line
And miss a day or two
I think that that will be just fine
As long as I have told you.
I’m not the star of any show
Not everyone will miss me
I just want to let you know
So nobody will diss me.
For disappearing suddenly
And not hearting the daily
I’m vanishing quite thuddingly
But I’ll return most gaily.
ljm
Mar 17, 2018
Mar 17, 2018 at 9:03 PM UTC
Something’s wrong with my poor Mac
It’s acting very strange
It may have had a heart attack
Or else become deranged.
It doesn’t do the things I say
Or function like it should
It wants to go a different way
And that is never good.
I try to save what I just wrote
I press the proper key
But when I try to find the note
It’s nowhere I can see.
The spell check has been smoking crack
It now speaks only Greek
I click it and it answers back
With words I did not seek.
So many things have run amok
I think I need a nurse
To find a cure with any luck
Before things get much worse.
So I’ll unplug it’s life support
And take it to repair
And hope I get a good report
And not news of despair.
I do not want another one
I just want this one fixed
I do not know which way to run
My feelings are so mixed.
If they cannot mend this thing
I know I will be sad
This Mac is not a Diamond ring
But yet it’s not so bad.
At least I know it’s ins and outs
And how to work around them
I just can’t stand it when it pouts
And threatens me with mayhem.
So I must take myself off line
And miss a day or two
I think that that will be just fine
As long as I have told you.
I’m not the star of any show
Not everyone will miss me
I just want to let you know
So nobody will diss me.
For disappearing suddenly
And not hearting the daily
I’m vanishing quite thuddingly
But I’ll return most gaily.
ljm
Just a silly from the files. Gotta take this Mac in next week.