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I’ve heard a lot about sinners The damage that is done Well let me tell you I ****** up My souls on the run Lies? Never told a one I’m a saint of the hell raising kind Always on the run If I go to heaven I won't be hard to find Screamin all the way With my pants on fire Kicking down the The pearly gates Dancing with the devil on a funeral pyre Hell is really the place Belzabop is begging me to stay for a little while He loves my face It’ll be a hell of a lot of fun I’ve never claimed to Believe in heaven I’m a sinner Who took a **** on the face of the sun Trouble is my middle name I got Demons that like to play and have a little fun My baggage is heavy I’m dancing on my own grave Life is what you make it Or so they say Raising hell It’s what I do Waking the Dead Hanging from A noose Easy to hate That’s the truth You can call me Rick Ravishing Ricky Rude I’m Ravishing One bad dude Can’t be trusted Gotta an ego And an attitude too A Wicked smile If you see me coming, here is what you do You better step aside Before I’m coming for you My bridges are on fire Burned them all It’s true I blew them up So I’ll lose my life going fast Faster than you Got a death wish I’m here to kick everyone’s *** too While I’m living my life to the fullest To hell and back Telling lies and raising hell it’s what I do I’m honored to be hated To be loathed by you🤔😂🤔😂🤔😂
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May 24
May 24, 2026 at 8:16 PM UTC
Sainthood (adult humor)
I’ve heard a lot about sinners The damage that is done Well let me tell you I ****** up My souls on the run Lies? Never told a one I’m a saint of the hell raising kind Always on the run If I go to heaven I won't be hard to find Screamin all the way With my pants on fire Kicking down the The pearly gates Dancing with the devil on a funeral pyre Hell is really the place Belzabop is begging me to stay for a little while He loves my face It’ll be a hell of a lot of fun I’ve never claimed to Believe in heaven I’m a sinner Who took a **** on the face of the sun Trouble is my middle name I got Demons that like to play and have a little fun My baggage is heavy I’m dancing on my own grave Life is what you make it Or so they say Raising hell It’s what I do Waking the Dead Hanging from A noose Easy to hate That’s the truth You can call me Rick Ravishing Ricky Rude I’m Ravishing One bad dude Can’t be trusted Gotta an ego And an attitude too A Wicked smile If you see me coming, here is what you do You better step aside Before I’m coming for you My bridges are on fire Burned them all It’s true I blew them up So I’ll lose my life going fast Faster than you Got a death wish I’m here to kick everyone’s *** too While I’m living my life to the fullest To hell and back Telling lies and raising hell it’s what I do I’m honored to be hated To be loathed by you🤔😂🤔😂🤔😂
If you can’t laugh while shooting the **** with the ******* of the ******** then you must be the one who shot the 🐂 bull! Anonymous
Shane-Stoops
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May 24
May 24, 2026 at 8:16 PM UTC
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