Bill has got his garden
To keep him occupied
Judy likes to cook
Baked or grilled or fried
Ali likes to exercise
Takes pride she’s fit and strong
Peter watches tv
All day long
No one wants to fly
Even if we could
But for all the pets at home
Life’s never been so good
Folks are still marooned
Stuck in foreign lands
Everything’s been cancelled
Except for washing hands
Don’t pick up a parcel
Treat them like they bite
Stay at home if you can
It may save your life
The enemy’s invisible
Playing on our fears
The country’s running up a debt
We’ll be paying off for years