If there's one thing I regret in this life
It's that I wasted my finely honed gift of telepathy
On Internet dice games
Free apps, obviously designed
To stave off pure boredom
And **** precious time
Free games, without even a small pay-off
Free games, worth every penny
Free games, not so much the skill of telepathy
Dice games, the luck of the roll
Dice games, immune to strategy of any kind
Dice games, not so much the skill of telepathy
It's times like these I rue the day
I came to the realization
The wells of telepathy had run dry
The deep ocean of telepathy sopped up
With the proud assurance that I knew exactly
When my opponent would roll or bank
I could have been a diplomat, read some leaders' minds
Or a well respected advisor, or even a CIA spy
I could have made a killing, a fortune teller's wage
A gift that kept on giving because people want to know
From where they once were coming and where they soon will go
Or something half as simple as a failsafe "yes" or "no"
I could have done a lot of things
But only one thing that I would
Kick some *** playing Farkle
And yea though I feel some regret
And yea though this decision seems drastic
Come, all ye faithful, watch me kick your ***** at Farkle
Aug 16, 2013
Aug 16, 2013 at 10:37 AM UTC
If there's one thing I regret in this life
It's that I wasted my finely honed gift of telepathy
On Internet dice games
Free apps, obviously designed
To stave off pure boredom
And **** precious time
Free games, without even a small pay-off
Free games, worth every penny
Free games, not so much the skill of telepathy
Dice games, the luck of the roll
Dice games, immune to strategy of any kind
Dice games, not so much the skill of telepathy
It's times like these I rue the day
I came to the realization
The wells of telepathy had run dry
The deep ocean of telepathy sopped up
With the proud assurance that I knew exactly
When my opponent would roll or bank
I could have been a diplomat, read some leaders' minds
Or a well respected advisor, or even a CIA spy
I could have made a killing, a fortune teller's wage
A gift that kept on giving because people want to know
From where they once were coming and where they soon will go
Or something half as simple as a failsafe "yes" or "no"
I could have done a lot of things
But only one thing that I would
Kick some *** playing Farkle
And yea though I feel some regret
And yea though this decision seems drastic
Come, all ye faithful, watch me kick your ***** at Farkle
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