"Funky Chunky, Fuckin' drunkie!
All for a spiked Brisk tea,
Hennessy, Swisher sweets,
and chilling Bud Lite
She'd willingly, selfishly
risk popping the top of my lid-
wasting my life!
Can you believe it, chuckyy?"
"Well sheesh, Serene
then obviously, proposterously
She's dy-ing' to slip under your kife.
Go head, give her veins a clean,
my queen."
"Always
competing with me, and
everybody, for the spot light.
Is she a child pitching tantrums for mama to watch her
instead of *****
Throwing anything,
Thwartingly, in sight?"
**** Madame
Is that why she's persistently pissy?
Consistantly driven by drama?
Tis' why in the twinkles of night,
I caught sight of her distraught figure floating down
by the moat
Draped in a ****** muddy Blouse
as she scarily screamed shouts?"
"Oou, Madame, you've snoozed
how drunken slur flew past her lips like blured news..
As if she had little, brittle time left
And one last autobiography to write."
"Sigh. Chuck, Why?
Stop trying to guilt me.
Why are you guilting me?
Sigh!
As if I slaughtered the daughter pig while she was drinkin' water in the sty."
"Coco's just a stinky,
'I'm on that drinky-drinky'
no-no who strives so so
hard to be a yes!"
With her,
every single thing
is a ring.
O, conversations always
circle around her."
Dec 16, 2025
Dec 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM UTC
"Funky Chunky, Fuckin' drunkie!
All for a spiked Brisk tea,
Hennessy, Swisher sweets,
and chilling Bud Lite
She'd willingly, selfishly
risk popping the top of my lid-
wasting my life!
Can you believe it, chuckyy?"
"Well sheesh, Serene
then obviously, proposterously
She's dy-ing' to slip under your kife.
Go head, give her veins a clean,
my queen."
"Always
competing with me, and
everybody, for the spot light.
Is she a child pitching tantrums for mama to watch her
instead of *****
Throwing anything,
Thwartingly, in sight?"
**** Madame
Is that why she's persistently pissy?
Consistantly driven by drama?
Tis' why in the twinkles of night,
I caught sight of her distraught figure floating down
by the moat
Draped in a ****** muddy Blouse
as she scarily screamed shouts?"
"Oou, Madame, you've snoozed
how drunken slur flew past her lips like blured news..
As if she had little, brittle time left
And one last autobiography to write."
"Sigh. Chuck, Why?
Stop trying to guilt me.
Why are you guilting me?
Sigh!
As if I slaughtered the daughter pig while she was drinkin' water in the sty."
"Coco's just a stinky,
'I'm on that drinky-drinky'
no-no who strives so so
hard to be a yes!"
With her,
every single thing
is a ring.
O, conversations always
circle around her."
So im def taking risks with this one!
What do you all think? Too much? Not enough??
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