Dost the dreaded groundhog sing
Such like those of the fat, cruel king
Besieged my lawn for the very last time
For the mammalian creature, shall pay for his crime
The fat ball of flesh believes me to be Satan
For I refuse to feed him without hesitation
Ones who do so are the sole proprietors
Of the groundhogs greed and hunger
This tale didn’t start, nor will it end
For the hog was born a devil-send
No matter how sweet, innocent, or cute
That groundhog shall die in his furry, brown suit
May 26
May 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM UTC
Dost the dreaded groundhog sing
Such like those of the fat, cruel king
Besieged my lawn for the very last time
For the mammalian creature, shall pay for his crime
The fat ball of flesh believes me to be Satan
For I refuse to feed him without hesitation
Ones who do so are the sole proprietors
Of the groundhogs greed and hunger
This tale didn’t start, nor will it end
For the hog was born a devil-send
No matter how sweet, innocent, or cute
That groundhog shall die in his furry, brown suit
I ******* hate that groundhog
