I should be in politics, I'd tell a buncha lies
I'd lie my *** right off, I'd win the Nobel Prize
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I'll count the votes before you vote, so I'm sure I'll win
All my campaign promises, forget they'd ever been
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As soon as I'm in office, my cronies I'll shoe in
I'll ban all graft and greed, except for me and all my kin
Mar 1, 2016
Mar 1, 2016 at 2:08 PM UTC
I should be in politics, I'd tell a buncha lies
I'd lie my *** right off, I'd win the Nobel Prize
-
I'll count the votes before you vote, so I'm sure I'll win
All my campaign promises, forget they'd ever been
-
As soon as I'm in office, my cronies I'll shoe in
I'll ban all graft and greed, except for me and all my kin