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I found a cure for head lice and nits, This'll really thrill you to bits, Pour coca-cola on infested heads, Happy hoppies shall soon be dead, But don't give the cola to your kids, They'll all get intestinal nits! To all the parents and teachers of kids, Happy hoppies cured, no more nits! Now didn't that thrill you to bits? A verse written by Navajo the Nit!
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Sep 15, 2016
Sep 15, 2016 at 12:32 AM UTC
HAPPY HOPPIES!
I found a cure for head lice and nits, This'll really thrill you to bits, Pour coca-cola on infested heads, Happy hoppies shall soon be dead, But don't give the cola to your kids, They'll all get intestinal nits! To all the parents and teachers of kids, Happy hoppies cured, no more nits! Now didn't that thrill you to bits? A verse written by Navajo the Nit!
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Sep 15, 2016 at 12:32 AM UTC
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