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Sit doon, Mrs Scot said. I looked around the sitting room. In th' armchair, she added pointing to an old armchair. Will Hannah be long? I said. Hoo dae Ah ken, she said, walking off into the passage, smoke from her cigarette following after her. I sat down and looked around the room. HANNAH TH' BOY'S HAUR, she bellowed from the kitchen. Won't be long, Hannah replied from the bog. I hoped Mrs Scot would not return to speak to me without an interpreter. Dornt keep heem tay lang, Mrs Scot said firmly. I rubbed my crucifix with my thumb in my pocket. The bog door unlocked and Hannah came into the sitting room: sorry about that, she said, call of nature, or as Mum says caa ay nature. She smiled; I smiled weakly. So where we going? Hannah said. There's a film we can see, I said, if you've money, or we can go swimming in the swimming baths. I've no money, but swimming seems a good idea; I'll just get my stuff and ask Mum for a few pence. So off she went; I sat listening, fingers held in each other forming a church kind of thing. Bunsens? ye aye want bunsens, her mother said. Just a few pence for the locker, Hannah said. Puckle bon mah god, her mother said. I sat staring at the wall where a picture of man in a kilt stared back at me. The resemblance to Hannah's mother and the man was plain to see.
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Aug 21, 2016
Aug 21, 2016 at 10:26 AM UTC
SPITTING IMAGE 1960.
Sit doon, Mrs Scot said. I looked around the sitting room. In th' armchair, she added pointing to an old armchair. Will Hannah be long? I said. Hoo dae Ah ken, she said, walking off into the passage, smoke from her cigarette following after her. I sat down and looked around the room. HANNAH TH' BOY'S HAUR, she bellowed from the kitchen. Won't be long, Hannah replied from the bog. I hoped Mrs Scot would not return to speak to me without an interpreter. Dornt keep heem tay lang, Mrs Scot said firmly. I rubbed my crucifix with my thumb in my pocket. The bog door unlocked and Hannah came into the sitting room: sorry about that, she said, call of nature, or as Mum says caa ay nature. She smiled; I smiled weakly. So where we going? Hannah said. There's a film we can see, I said, if you've money, or we can go swimming in the swimming baths. I've no money, but swimming seems a good idea; I'll just get my stuff and ask Mum for a few pence. So off she went; I sat listening, fingers held in each other forming a church kind of thing. Bunsens? ye aye want bunsens, her mother said. Just a few pence for the locker, Hannah said. Puckle bon mah god, her mother said. I sat staring at the wall where a picture of man in a kilt stared back at me. The resemblance to Hannah's mother and the man was plain to see.
A BOY VISITS HIS GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE AND MEETS HER SCOTTISH MOTHER IN 1960
TerryCollett
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Aug 21, 2016
Aug 21, 2016 at 10:26 AM UTC
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