The dragon asked me brashly
*** are you doing here?"
I threw it the evil eye
and finished up my beer
The goblins in the corner
talking in hushed tones
doing some ***** deal
not using their I-phones
The elven waitress
is giving me the look
I'll talk to her later
another number for my book
The wizards and witches
don't hang around too long
they'd rather be at home
toking, from their bongs
The unicorn is frisky
buying Pegasus some drinks
she smiles and whinny's sexily
giving him a wink
It's just a job I do
a private type of ****
reporting on the play
of some guy's wife, or chick
I'm a fantasy P.I.
the kind you dream about
don't question when or why
**** let me take you out
please? :D
Feb 15, 2017
Feb 15, 2017 at 11:31 AM UTC
The dragon asked me brashly
*** are you doing here?"
I threw it the evil eye
and finished up my beer
The goblins in the corner
talking in hushed tones
doing some ***** deal
not using their I-phones
The elven waitress
is giving me the look
I'll talk to her later
another number for my book
The wizards and witches
don't hang around too long
they'd rather be at home
toking, from their bongs
The unicorn is frisky
buying Pegasus some drinks
she smiles and whinny's sexily
giving him a wink
It's just a job I do
a private type of ****
reporting on the play
of some guy's wife, or chick
I'm a fantasy P.I.
the kind you dream about
don't question when or why
**** let me take you out
please? :D
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