Not something my kittens give a hoot for, certainly.
(sonnet #MMMMMMMMMDCCCXCII)
Turns out I've not less than TWO sweaters' sense
Called "ugly Christmas sweaters" to avail
Me of, the one quite cute, and full (in frail
Excuse) of tinsel sparkles Tigger hence
Believes should be chewed off, til's ragged, whence
Perhaps it's kinda ugly? That detail
Quite festive, guess that's all we shall regale
Ourselves by as such strains waltz in defense.
Craft refried beans cuz I've the chance as twere
To see them through from start to finish, and cool too
Ere putting in the fridge. But offers stir
Us to a Little Ceasar's pizza through
T-Mobile's Tuesday perks, til is it poor
We'd nary taste of refried beans so new?
16Dec25b
Dec 22, 2025
Dec 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM UTC
Not something my kittens give a hoot for, certainly.
(sonnet #MMMMMMMMMDCCCXCII)
Turns out I've not less than TWO sweaters' sense
Called "ugly Christmas sweaters" to avail
Me of, the one quite cute, and full (in frail
Excuse) of tinsel sparkles Tigger hence
Believes should be chewed off, til's ragged, whence
Perhaps it's kinda ugly? That detail
Quite festive, guess that's all we shall regale
Ourselves by as such strains waltz in defense.
Craft refried beans cuz I've the chance as twere
To see them through from start to finish, and cool too
Ere putting in the fridge. But offers stir
Us to a Little Ceasar's pizza through
T-Mobile's Tuesday perks, til is it poor
We'd nary taste of refried beans so new?
16Dec25b
It was in pristine condition until Tigger took to vigorously pulling at the various tinsel decorations.
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