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Sloppin the hog huntin the dog Yo there redneck, my lady is fine Huntin the dog sloppin the hog I don't make trouble, most o the time Sloppin the hog huntin the dog She drives me crazy with all o her moves Huntin the dog sloppin the hog I ain't lazy, sliding o'ver her grooves Sloppin the hog huntin the dog Burying my bone, drinkin moonshine Hair of the dog sloppin the hog Flavour stuck on me, like essence of pine Sloppin the hog hair of the dog Early in morn, to rise and shine Hair of the dog sloppin the hog Peeing air freshener, burnin a line Sloppin the hog hair of the dog All thanks to God, I didn't go blind Peeing green fog burnin my log Sinning all night, drinkin spoiled moonshine Hair of the dog sloppin the hog Burnin my log peeing green fog
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Jan 11, 2017
Jan 11, 2017 at 10:05 AM UTC
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Sloppin the hog huntin the dog Yo there redneck, my lady is fine Huntin the dog sloppin the hog I don't make trouble, most o the time Sloppin the hog huntin the dog She drives me crazy with all o her moves Huntin the dog sloppin the hog I ain't lazy, sliding o'ver her grooves Sloppin the hog huntin the dog Burying my bone, drinkin moonshine Hair of the dog sloppin the hog Flavour stuck on me, like essence of pine Sloppin the hog hair of the dog Early in morn, to rise and shine Hair of the dog sloppin the hog Peeing air freshener, burnin a line Sloppin the hog hair of the dog All thanks to God, I didn't go blind Peeing green fog burnin my log Sinning all night, drinkin spoiled moonshine Hair of the dog sloppin the hog Burnin my log peeing green fog
This, is not funny :D much...
#humor#adult#redneck#pine-tar-liquor#burnin-log#bad-moonshine
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Jan 11, 2017
Jan 11, 2017 at 10:05 AM UTC
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