Jenny was a silly ****
she had a head the size of a cricket bat,
she thought she was so very cool,
you could knock her down with a cricket ball,
Jenny thought she was all that and more,
she thought she looked like Diana Dors,
people thought her smile was cheesy,
but really inside she was rather easy,
Jenny was just a pregnant fish,
and only suited as a rancid side dish,
so she married a right *******
and everyone got their wish.
By Christos Andreas Kourtis and Larna Kira Kourtis
Apr 17, 2014
Apr 17, 2014 at 5:43 PM UTC
Jenny was a silly ****
she had a head the size of a cricket bat,
she thought she was so very cool,
you could knock her down with a cricket ball,
Jenny thought she was all that and more,
she thought she looked like Diana Dors,
people thought her smile was cheesy,
but really inside she was rather easy,
Jenny was just a pregnant fish,
and only suited as a rancid side dish,
so she married a right *******
and everyone got their wish.
By Christos Andreas Kourtis and Larna Kira Kourtis
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