OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE
breaking news just in
Rapunzel and Rumpelstiltskin
have fled Fairy Tale Land
having already absconded
from their own
respective stories
Rumpelstiltskin
( real name: Fred )
broke out of Grimm Land High Security
in cahoots with his cohort
well known rapper Rapunzel
( real name: Kayleigh )
in a press statement
they said they valued
their real lives as Fred and Kayleigh
and were looking forward to
what real lifer's term
rumpy-pumpy
Kayleigh sporting her new bob
and Fred in diamond studded platforms
looked nothing like their storied selves
Kayleigh's newest single
was timed to coincide
with their escape from Fairy Tales
an update of that
old Disney classic
"Yo! Someday my prince will come!"
2d ago
Jun 3, 2026 at 9:18 AM UTC
OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE
breaking news just in
Rapunzel and Rumpelstiltskin
have fled Fairy Tale Land
having already absconded
from their own
respective stories
Rumpelstiltskin
( real name: Fred )
broke out of Grimm Land High Security
in cahoots with his cohort
well known rapper Rapunzel
( real name: Kayleigh )
in a press statement
they said they valued
their real lives as Fred and Kayleigh
and were looking forward to
what real lifer's term
rumpy-pumpy
Kayleigh sporting her new bob
and Fred in diamond studded platforms
looked nothing like their storied selves
Kayleigh's newest single
was timed to coincide
with their escape from Fairy Tales
an update of that
old Disney classic
"Yo! Someday my prince will come!"
