You have a big mouth
that really enjoys eating paper
and CDs
and even paper clips
(I always wonder where they go).
No one will steal a glance
at precious files, no more.
Your metallic digestion
sure takes care of that.
How do you eat so much
paper in such a short time?
Information collected
over years and years,
rendered useless
in seconds.
No one will steal identities
thanks to your steely jaws.
The confidential now
incomprehensible.
Manila folders? You say
NOM NOM NOMgarrrrrr…
I try not to give you too much
at one time, you get angry
and your stomach starts to hurt.
Sometimes you’ll even puke on me.
At least its only paper.
Just don’t eat my fingers,
please.