Ya ever notice, standing at the toilet or ******
you unzip your pants, and pull it out, mercurial
Never pausing to think, waistband pushed aside
just the quickest route, no way that that's denied
I guess I could sell, all of my old underwear as new
as my fly has never had, my ***** poking through
Jun 27, 2017
Jun 27, 2017 at 2:09 PM UTC
Ya ever notice, standing at the toilet or ******
you unzip your pants, and pull it out, mercurial
Never pausing to think, waistband pushed aside
just the quickest route, no way that that's denied
I guess I could sell, all of my old underwear as new
as my fly has never had, my ***** poking through
Anybody in the market? ;D~
No, I'm not actually selling my old underwear, apparently, only women can get away with that ROFL.
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