First may I apologize for
The womanizing,
And
The shallowness.
Call me Ismael
I went whaling once.
Not -- on the high seas
But, at Big D’s, Gillys.
I went downtown, and around town
Trying to -- get down.
I needed a Moby to my ****
So I went searching.
For the meanest, biggest, foulest fish in the sea
And there are plenty of fish in the sea
Trust me
And four or (fourteen) shots of tequila later,
She’d consumed me.
Like, Jonah.
I was inside her.
And the only way I could get out was a smoke
And I quit that **** years ago.
I woke up, my muscles hurt
My head hurt
My heart, still hurt.
I looked over and there she was
Lying naked in the covers
Suddenly, my stomach hurt.
As I hung my head praying to that porcelain god
I thought back to last night, and who’s lips I was kissing
I remembered tasting yours, not hers
I remembered your eyes, not hers
I remembered your touch, not hers
I heaved up, your memory, not hers.
And like that you were gone.
No longer did I pray every time my phone rang
That the phrase would be “1 new text from -- “
I had deleted your name in my phone.
The letters were just too pretty.
I tried changing the fonts,
They looked good in every typeface
Hell, you made Webdings look good.
So I had to tarnish perfection.
I had to delete -- perfection
And I sat there, head in the bowl,
Removing every last bit of -- perfection --
from my stomach. I smiled, broken heart and all
I smiled.
Mar 4, 2015
Mar 4, 2015 at 3:35 PM UTC
First may I apologize for
The womanizing,
And
The shallowness.
Call me Ismael
I went whaling once.
Not -- on the high seas
But, at Big D’s, Gillys.
I went downtown, and around town
Trying to -- get down.
I needed a Moby to my ****
So I went searching.
For the meanest, biggest, foulest fish in the sea
And there are plenty of fish in the sea
Trust me
And four or (fourteen) shots of tequila later,
She’d consumed me.
Like, Jonah.
I was inside her.
And the only way I could get out was a smoke
And I quit that **** years ago.
I woke up, my muscles hurt
My head hurt
My heart, still hurt.
I looked over and there she was
Lying naked in the covers
Suddenly, my stomach hurt.
As I hung my head praying to that porcelain god
I thought back to last night, and who’s lips I was kissing
I remembered tasting yours, not hers
I remembered your eyes, not hers
I remembered your touch, not hers
I heaved up, your memory, not hers.
And like that you were gone.
No longer did I pray every time my phone rang
That the phrase would be “1 new text from -- “
I had deleted your name in my phone.
The letters were just too pretty.
I tried changing the fonts,
They looked good in every typeface
Hell, you made Webdings look good.
So I had to tarnish perfection.
I had to delete -- perfection
And I sat there, head in the bowl,
Removing every last bit of -- perfection --
from my stomach. I smiled, broken heart and all
I smiled.
This is one I wrote a couple years back.
