It takes about
two hours
to make it through
airport security
nowadays.
If they catch you with
a pair of nail clippers
they beat you
with a rubber hose
in the back room.
Yet in every terminal Ive been in
they sell ceramic mugs.
You ever broke a ceramic mug?
That **** is crazy sharp.
I mean they make those Japanese
super sharp chefs knifes outta the ****
And I cant bring a ******
disposable razor with me.
Security my ***
Jun 19, 2012
Jun 19, 2012 at 7:27 AM UTC
It takes about
two hours
to make it through
airport security
nowadays.
If they catch you with
a pair of nail clippers
they beat you
with a rubber hose
in the back room.
Yet in every terminal Ive been in
they sell ceramic mugs.
You ever broke a ceramic mug?
That **** is crazy sharp.
I mean they make those Japanese
super sharp chefs knifes outta the ****
And I cant bring a ******
disposable razor with me.
Security my ***
**** the FTA! :)
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