My keyboard must be faulty it hasn’t typed a thing
Perhaps I should report it maybe give IT a ring.
My pen is not much better it too is on the blink
It only works for doodling, could it be the ink?
My phones not taking calls now but every time I look
The handsets always managed to fall off the flaming hook.
I tried to use my mobile but the battery has gone flat.
The chargers come unplugged again, I must look into that.
My laptops can’t do zoom calls as I’ve left it in the car.
I could go out and get it but my driveway is too far.
Last night my boss informed me he may have to let me go
Something about my output being really slow.
I think he may be looking me but I don’t give a toss.
For I’m full of self importance so it will be his loss.
Sep 23, 2025
Sep 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM UTC
My keyboard must be faulty it hasn’t typed a thing
Perhaps I should report it maybe give IT a ring.
My pen is not much better it too is on the blink
It only works for doodling, could it be the ink?
My phones not taking calls now but every time I look
The handsets always managed to fall off the flaming hook.
I tried to use my mobile but the battery has gone flat.
The chargers come unplugged again, I must look into that.
My laptops can’t do zoom calls as I’ve left it in the car.
I could go out and get it but my driveway is too far.
Last night my boss informed me he may have to let me go
Something about my output being really slow.
I think he may be looking me but I don’t give a toss.
For I’m full of self importance so it will be his loss.
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