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1 Why was it that Tarzan only did one loincloth wear? answer: there was no clothes-shop there 2 Do you know Tarzan had a terrible phobia? if you must know---it lasted for a long while- a strong swimmer he was but devastated by this condition as once he was nearly swallowed up by an 8-metre crocodile 3 Bringing home Cheeta the naughty little chimpanzee was the idea of Jane who said to Tarzan--we had enough of each other-- without Cheeta we would go insane! 4 Why was it Tarzan and Jane didn't raise a family? they were fighting the animal-poachers all day long--too busy! 5 Of course Tarzan and Jane lived together in the tree they needed no beds but were content and happy
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Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC
HUMOUROUS/FRIVOLOUS POEMS (The Tarzan Series)
1 Why was it that Tarzan only did one loincloth wear? answer: there was no clothes-shop there 2 Do you know Tarzan had a terrible phobia? if you must know---it lasted for a long while- a strong swimmer he was but devastated by this condition as once he was nearly swallowed up by an 8-metre crocodile 3 Bringing home Cheeta the naughty little chimpanzee was the idea of Jane who said to Tarzan--we had enough of each other-- without Cheeta we would go insane! 4 Why was it Tarzan and Jane didn't raise a family? they were fighting the animal-poachers all day long--too busy! 5 Of course Tarzan and Jane lived together in the tree they needed no beds but were content and happy
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Melbourne, Australia
Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC
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