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We are all different But some are more different others. The Asian lady who cant't stop drinking her tea The perverted Iranian who has not one wife, not two but three The strange fella who makes noise as he walks Probably harmless but must have a woman that he stalks The bodybuilder who talks to no-one unless in trouble Trying to grow a goatee but looks like daft stubble Always the computer buff who knows how to hide his secret sites If we knew how to access his stuff he'd soon enough take flight The chubby man who's wife we believe is Thai Most British girls just turned him away, well at least he tried Then there's the cheeky sod who says he's wheelchair bound Comes out with some screamers but no one utters a sound And how could I forget the older lady who's divorced three times You didn't know that? Oh you'll find out down the line And then there is me who I think to be plain and normal But God only knows what they say about me, nice and informal? Not from this lot An Office Full of Weirdos JJB
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Apr 16, 2019
Apr 16, 2019 at 8:50 AM UTC
An Office Full Of Weirdos
We are all different But some are more different others. The Asian lady who cant't stop drinking her tea The perverted Iranian who has not one wife, not two but three The strange fella who makes noise as he walks Probably harmless but must have a woman that he stalks The bodybuilder who talks to no-one unless in trouble Trying to grow a goatee but looks like daft stubble Always the computer buff who knows how to hide his secret sites If we knew how to access his stuff he'd soon enough take flight The chubby man who's wife we believe is Thai Most British girls just turned him away, well at least he tried Then there's the cheeky sod who says he's wheelchair bound Comes out with some screamers but no one utters a sound And how could I forget the older lady who's divorced three times You didn't know that? Oh you'll find out down the line And then there is me who I think to be plain and normal But God only knows what they say about me, nice and informal? Not from this lot An Office Full of Weirdos JJB
I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. ~ Dr. Seuss
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Apr 16, 2019
Apr 16, 2019 at 8:50 AM UTC
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