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Janice walked back with you from Harper Road where you’d been shopping for your mother for sugar in a blue paper bag and flour and eggs and other items on the list and Janice with her red beret and red dress said what was the book you bought in the newsagents the other day? it’s about Robin Hood you said and his Merry Men and I’m half way through it already was he for real? she asked I guess so you said I’ve seen programmes about him on TV and Maid Marian who’s she? Janice asked Robin’s girlfriend you said and sometimes in the boring bits of the programme they kiss and such but I like the fighting parts best with swords and bows and arrows you added my gran said violence solves nothing Janice said as you both walked into the Square and she said she heard it some place that those who live by the sword die by the sword but I don’t **** anyone you said I just pretend to sword fight the bad knights or sometimes fire my bow and arrow at the pram shed door imagining it’s the drawbridge of the bad knight’s castle o I see Janice said sounds fun you can be my Maid Marian if you want you said so long as you leave out the kissing bits she stopped and looked at you don’t you like kissing me? she said you looked at her in her red beret and red dress and white socks and brown sandals her hands holding the bag of shopping from side to side sure I do you said if it’s ok for Robin then I guess it can’t be too bad good she said can I use your sword too and help fight the bad knights? you nodded and walked on and she followed but don’t tell Gran Janice said or she’ll tan my backside or so she said the other week don’t worry I won’t say a word you said and sure you can use my other sword Maid Marian does on TV so guess you can too and that was that and you climbed the stairs in silence to your mother’s flat.
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Mar 21, 2013
Mar 21, 2013 at 6:03 PM UTC
THE OTHER ROBIN HOOD.
Janice walked back with you from Harper Road where you’d been shopping for your mother for sugar in a blue paper bag and flour and eggs and other items on the list and Janice with her red beret and red dress said what was the book you bought in the newsagents the other day? it’s about Robin Hood you said and his Merry Men and I’m half way through it already was he for real? she asked I guess so you said I’ve seen programmes about him on TV and Maid Marian who’s she? Janice asked Robin’s girlfriend you said and sometimes in the boring bits of the programme they kiss and such but I like the fighting parts best with swords and bows and arrows you added my gran said violence solves nothing Janice said as you both walked into the Square and she said she heard it some place that those who live by the sword die by the sword but I don’t **** anyone you said I just pretend to sword fight the bad knights or sometimes fire my bow and arrow at the pram shed door imagining it’s the drawbridge of the bad knight’s castle o I see Janice said sounds fun you can be my Maid Marian if you want you said so long as you leave out the kissing bits she stopped and looked at you don’t you like kissing me? she said you looked at her in her red beret and red dress and white socks and brown sandals her hands holding the bag of shopping from side to side sure I do you said if it’s ok for Robin then I guess it can’t be too bad good she said can I use your sword too and help fight the bad knights? you nodded and walked on and she followed but don’t tell Gran Janice said or she’ll tan my backside or so she said the other week don’t worry I won’t say a word you said and sure you can use my other sword Maid Marian does on TV so guess you can too and that was that and you climbed the stairs in silence to your mother’s flat.
terry-collett
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Mar 21, 2013
Mar 21, 2013 at 6:03 PM UTC
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