Come to our stage
The biggest in the world
Surrounded by the watchful eye
Of peasants with day-to-day jobs
Like the other celebrities
We have money to spare
One million down the drain
Every single year
We talk like the whole world's listening
And indeed they are
They can't quite get past our scheme
It's not even that hard
So come to our stage
The grandest view from afar
And sing to us
Or dance to us
You won't make it very far
Talent doesn't exist
Within the limits of this room
You've got cancer though?
Propelled through golden paper
And let the janitors here
Clean that **** up
While we give you false hope
And we sit on our *****
And we speak in our posh
And we light up that x
We are the evil
We are the horrible
We are the ugly, spiteful mess
We've been doing this for years
And like any other show
This is your reality
While you pay seven dollars for gas
We fly first class
To watch you
Fail
On the greatest stage
Here at America's Got Talent
2d ago
Jun 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM UTC
Come to our stage
The biggest in the world
Surrounded by the watchful eye
Of peasants with day-to-day jobs
Like the other celebrities
We have money to spare
One million down the drain
Every single year
We talk like the whole world's listening
And indeed they are
They can't quite get past our scheme
It's not even that hard
So come to our stage
The grandest view from afar
And sing to us
Or dance to us
You won't make it very far
Talent doesn't exist
Within the limits of this room
You've got cancer though?
Propelled through golden paper
And let the janitors here
Clean that **** up
While we give you false hope
And we sit on our *****
And we speak in our posh
And we light up that x
We are the evil
We are the horrible
We are the ugly, spiteful mess
We've been doing this for years
And like any other show
This is your reality
While you pay seven dollars for gas
We fly first class
To watch you
Fail
On the greatest stage
Here at America's Got Talent
What a ******* mess
