Santa has pulled the pin
on all the kids down South
he won't be making
his Christmas run
due to the heat
in the ****** Australian sun
the jolly old fellow
won't be delivering any cheer
there will be no tinsel wrapped presents
he's going to Yorkshire
where the weather is more pleasant
I've been asked to pass the message on
though the news is glum
take heart kids
you know how Santa
dislikes being a killjoy
in the Yule Tide Season of fun
Nov 22, 2014
Nov 22, 2014 at 7:13 PM UTC
Santa has pulled the pin
on all the kids down South
he won't be making
his Christmas run
due to the heat
in the ****** Australian sun
the jolly old fellow
won't be delivering any cheer
there will be no tinsel wrapped presents
he's going to Yorkshire
where the weather is more pleasant
I've been asked to pass the message on
though the news is glum
take heart kids
you know how Santa
dislikes being a killjoy
in the Yule Tide Season of fun
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