Jesus Christ came back with a new Gospel declaring that *** is innocent
And two naked teeny lovers are innocent for their Nakedness is like that of newborn babes
Who are blameless even in light of original sin.
“But their copulation has nothing to do with procreation” said the so-called Christians who doubted Jesus.
“The essence of ****** freedom is the unashamed ability to use *** as play” said Jesus
Still some Christians who condemned the young libertines were confused.
“Let the teeny lovers play in their hearts for play is the essence of Children. For to such belongs the Kingdom of God.
Let the children come to me; do not hinder them.
Have faith like children.”
Those that understood removed their clothes
And so was born a pants-less generation unto Heaven who smashed their genitals together in the worship of Christ
A naked Mary Magdalene finds Jesus ***** in the tomb and welcomes him into her ***** in a moment where He becomes fully human.
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Jun 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM UTC
Jesus Christ came back with a new Gospel declaring that *** is innocent
And two naked teeny lovers are innocent for their Nakedness is like that of newborn babes
Who are blameless even in light of original sin.
“But their copulation has nothing to do with procreation” said the so-called Christians who doubted Jesus.
“The essence of ****** freedom is the unashamed ability to use *** as play” said Jesus
Still some Christians who condemned the young libertines were confused.
“Let the teeny lovers play in their hearts for play is the essence of Children. For to such belongs the Kingdom of God.
Let the children come to me; do not hinder them.
Have faith like children.”
Those that understood removed their clothes
And so was born a pants-less generation unto Heaven who smashed their genitals together in the worship of Christ
A naked Mary Magdalene finds Jesus ***** in the tomb and welcomes him into her ***** in a moment where He becomes fully human.