(Parody song five of seven from the nonexistent, but soon to come out 🤞🏼 album "Naughty Kid Lane: The Ballad of the New Santa")
(To the tune of "Carol of the Bells")
Hark, how the bells, bitter bells, all seem to say, "Throw him away!"
Christmas is here, bringing fear, Santa's dark rage, from his gold cage!
See the boy run, it's no fun, Santa descends, this is the end!
Nick is so fast, will it last? Santa's old might, ends it tonight!
"Think you can flee?" chuckles he, "Flee from your fate, you're far too late!"
"I was a boy, full of joy, just like you now, broke every vow!"
(Chorus builds)
"I was the first, I was the worst! Naughty and proud, shouted out loud!"
"Challenged the role, lost my own soul, now I am bound, this merry-go-round!"
"This is the curse, nothing is worse! One must be me, for eternity!"
"If you should win, you'll be locked in! You'll wear the suit, I'll be rebooted, free and acute!"
(Action intensifies)
Nick throws a gear, full of fear, Santa just swats, tying up knots!
Rope made of light, shining so bright, wraps 'round the boy, stealing his joy!
"No!" Nick does cry, up to the sky, Santa just sighs, looks in his eyes.
"You fought so well, welcome to Hell," Santa declares, "Answer their prayers!"
(The transformation begins)
Nick starts to swell, breaking the spell, beard growing white, in the cold night!
Belly gets round, right on the ground, suit turns to red, fills him with dread!
Santa grows thin, sheds his old skin, turning back to a boy, whooping with joy!
"I am now free! You are now me!" laughs the old Nick, sealing the fate!
Hark, how the bells, bitter bells, all seem to say, "There's no escape!"
The new Santa's here, filled with fear, trapped in the role, he's lost his soul!
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas...
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas...
Dec 15, 2025
Dec 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM UTC
(Parody song five of seven from the nonexistent, but soon to come out 🤞🏼 album "Naughty Kid Lane: The Ballad of the New Santa")
(To the tune of "Carol of the Bells")
Hark, how the bells, bitter bells, all seem to say, "Throw him away!"
Christmas is here, bringing fear, Santa's dark rage, from his gold cage!
See the boy run, it's no fun, Santa descends, this is the end!
Nick is so fast, will it last? Santa's old might, ends it tonight!
"Think you can flee?" chuckles he, "Flee from your fate, you're far too late!"
"I was a boy, full of joy, just like you now, broke every vow!"
(Chorus builds)
"I was the first, I was the worst! Naughty and proud, shouted out loud!"
"Challenged the role, lost my own soul, now I am bound, this merry-go-round!"
"This is the curse, nothing is worse! One must be me, for eternity!"
"If you should win, you'll be locked in! You'll wear the suit, I'll be rebooted, free and acute!"
(Action intensifies)
Nick throws a gear, full of fear, Santa just swats, tying up knots!
Rope made of light, shining so bright, wraps 'round the boy, stealing his joy!
"No!" Nick does cry, up to the sky, Santa just sighs, looks in his eyes.
"You fought so well, welcome to Hell," Santa declares, "Answer their prayers!"
(The transformation begins)
Nick starts to swell, breaking the spell, beard growing white, in the cold night!
Belly gets round, right on the ground, suit turns to red, fills him with dread!
Santa grows thin, sheds his old skin, turning back to a boy, whooping with joy!
"I am now free! You are now me!" laughs the old Nick, sealing the fate!
Hark, how the bells, bitter bells, all seem to say, "There's no escape!"
The new Santa's here, filled with fear, trapped in the role, he's lost his soul!
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas...
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas...
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