when i was ordained a journalist,
a halfwit wisdom-speller with i's too often after e's,
they mounted a valediction for me:
"goodbye, you crucible of culture and the end," they pomped.
"we wish you joy on your carpetbagging beats,
the inciting sins you write your things about—
"the ways in which we fall.
and glory to you, the one who settles truth
by shivering quotes in darkness
and flickering candles in caves.
for what would be the world without you?"
a better place, I'm told; a feast of fiends without wits.
and likely more bourbon
to go around.
Dec 5, 2017
Dec 5, 2017 at 8:27 PM UTC
when i was ordained a journalist,
a halfwit wisdom-speller with i's too often after e's,
they mounted a valediction for me:
"goodbye, you crucible of culture and the end," they pomped.
"we wish you joy on your carpetbagging beats,
the inciting sins you write your things about—
"the ways in which we fall.
and glory to you, the one who settles truth
by shivering quotes in darkness
and flickering candles in caves.
for what would be the world without you?"
a better place, I'm told; a feast of fiends without wits.
and likely more bourbon
to go around.
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